15 top things not to say around your football fantasy league

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2007 20:51:46

The Top 15 Things Not to Say
Around Your Fantasy Football Buddies


15> "So who do you alleged heterosexuals think looks hotter,
Eli or Peyton?"

14> "Now exactly how does Fantasy Malibu Barbie fit in with
all this?"

12> "My next pick is to get a life."

11> "Am I ready for Fantasy Football? For the last week, I've
been imagining myself getting spanked by Tony Romo!"

10> "Wow. And you guys call me and my Dungeons and Dragons
group nerds?"

9> "This week I'm going with my 'All-Buns' lineup."

8> "Sure, the Bears defense is good, but I'm not convinced
they're proactive enough in their community."

7> "Sorry I missed the draft, but hey, how often is 'Swan Lake'
on PBS?"

6> "Wassuup? Waassuuuuuup? Waaaasssssuuuuuuuuuup?"

5> "I think maybe next year's draft should be held someplace
that doesn't serve alcohol."

4> "Football?! Sunday is a day of REST, you Satan Buggerers!!"

3> "Donovan McNabb, I wish I could quit you."

2> "Sorry, guys, my E! Red Carpet Fashion Fantasy League takes
up most of my energy these days."


and the Number 1 Thing Not to
Say Around Your Fantasy Football Buddies...


1> "Why is my team all cheerleaders? Because that's *my*
fantasy, Couch-Boy."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2007 6:13:09

Becky you need to get a job. jk.

Good as usual.

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2007 12:18:36

I do have a job. It's to annoy you. How am I doing so far?

Post 4 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2007 12:37:48

Loved number one, Becky.
Keep annoying Bob. haha

Post 5 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2007 15:55:07

very funny considering I play fantsy football. smile